"Tonight Show" writer and social butterfly Albertina Rizzo (@albz on Twitter) teaches us how to make friends, how to be confident, how to be a real New Yorker, and how to style Tony Shalhoub. Plus a game of "Friend or No," where we ask who you'd rather be friends with. Hitler or Chef Boyardee? Tia or Tamara? Tough choices. 

"Last Week Tonight" writer, "Modern Seinfeld" co-creator, and stand-up comedian Josh Gondelman teaches us how to make a key lime pie, how to be a pre-school teacher, how to get on a Wheaties box, and how to impress German baristas-- oh, and also how to be the nicest person in the whole world. Plus a fun game of "Two Truths and a Pie," where we reveal two embarrassing facts about our lives and a pie we wish existed. Email us suggestions and comments at "howtobeapersonpodcast@gmail.com."

"Colbert Report" and "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" writer Meredith Scardino teaches us how to draw cartoons, avoid rats in NYC, make ourselves sneeze with a blade of grass, and how to survive childhood in the rough and tumble backwoods of Pennsylvania. Plus a fun game of F-Marry-Kill with beloved childhood cartoon characters!