Comedy writer Patrick Walsh ("It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," "2 Broke Girls") teaches us how to develop a network TV pilot, how to survive an awkward childhood in Missouri, how to annoy your way into becoming an NBC page, how to adapt a book into a sitcom, how to handle the insane pressures of network television, how to make a show about religion that doesn't piss everyone off, and how to do a Master Cleanse. Then we play "Loglines," where Patrick comes up with real descriptions for fake TV shows that we realize should be real TV shows. As always, if you like our show please subscribe and review on iTunes. And donate to our Patreon at Patreon.com/howtobeaperson.
Comedian JF Harris teaches us how to make the most amazing cup of coffee ever. Trust us, you're doing it wrong.
ScreenJunkies host Danielle Radford teaches us how to avoid fighting with family and friends online, how to get hit by a bus, how to make a living from nerd culture, how to show your family around Hollywood, how to be the only black person in an acting class, how to make fun of Bitcoin, how to understand Internet trolls, how to get comfortable with embarrassing yourself in front of strangers, and how to star in an acclaimed sci-fi B-movie. Then after explaining how to avoid Facebook fights, Danielle teaches us how to start them. And it gets real good.
"Late Late Show with James Corden" and "Drop the Mic" writer Eliza Skinner teaches us how to improvise a song, how to be supportive, how to spin the "Price is Right" wheel, how to get started in comedy, how to rap as a white girl, how to have famous friends, how to be successful but still always afraid, how to put feelings in a song, and how to come up with a great hook. Then we have Eliza sing about recent news events. Baby Boss!